Kate Winslet is my dream girl. I am in love with her. I would totally leave my husband for her and enjoy lots of lesbonian sexxx. But of course, neither of us is gay, so I am screwed (no pun intended). Kate is my favorite actress right now. I say “right now” because I love Bette Davis, Katherine Hepburn, and a couple of other more modern actresses. But Kate will always be in the top 5. Anyway, I love her because she is a fantastic actress. She’s the youngest person to receive five Academy Award nominations and she’s in one of my all-time favorite movies, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. I also love her because she is a real woman. She’s taken a lot of shit for being what Hollywood considers “overweight”. Those fucking pricks. She has always been outspoken about her weight. Now Kate is the new spokesperson for Lancome’s Trésor fragrance. But guess what? Kate refuses to be airbrushed for the ads!!! That’s my girl. You see?? Didn’t you just get a Kate boner too???
June 24th, 2007 at 8:57 am
hahaha your halarious
July 3rd, 2007 at 9:49 am
what you said!
July 4th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
You can borrow my wiener if you promise to bring it back!!!
July 6th, 2007 at 8:24 am
If you want to borrow my weiner, you don’t even have to promise to bring it back. For starters, I’d be cool to brag that my weiner has been in Kate Winslet. Besides, it’s not like it’s getting much use lately anyway.
July 6th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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June 15th, 2010 at 5:02 am
OMG, effing hilarious….lmao