My favorite band of all time, Pinback, is releasing a new album in three months and will tour this fall as well. I can hardly stand it! I dragged Jeff to see them perform in Austin last year and he loved it. Thank the universe that we live close to Austin because I am sure they will stop there on the upcoming tour and you will find me there for sure.
Click here to generate a Funny Mean Name. These are some of the names they gave me:
crap-headed peniseater
mud-eyed apemuncher
bug-encrusted peecake
hairy-assed turdmonger
goo-nosed horsebot
tiny-cocked dickpuffer
whiskey-assed peeflake
gherkin-stained porknugget
snot-fisted spermplow
You can also ordain yourself here.
I am an airhead from time to time, but these stories take the cake.













