My favorite band of all time, Pinback, is releasing a new album in three months and will tour this fall as well. I can hardly stand it! I dragged Jeff to see them perform in Austin last year and he loved it. Thank the universe that we live close to Austin because I am sure they will stop there on the upcoming tour and you will find me there for sure.

new album cover

I was in the bathroom doing my hair and noticed that it was suddenly quiet in the house. I went to see what was up:

Sleepy time is what was up. I’m so glad the camera’s flash didn’t ruin everything.

Click here to generate a Funny Mean Name. These are some of the names they gave me:

crap-headed peniseater
mud-eyed apemuncher
bug-encrusted peecake
hairy-assed turdmonger
goo-nosed horsebot
tiny-cocked dickpuffer
whiskey-assed peeflake
gherkin-stained porknugget
snot-fisted spermplow

You can also ordain yourself here.

I am an airhead from time to time, but these stories take the cake.

Sammy!



Bumper Boats: Before



Bumper Boats: After



Joey!