So its been awhile since I posted, I know. I’ve been on Facebook mostly. I haven’t been too crafty lately either. I did make myself a purse which I still need to take pics of so I can post them here. I’ve had a lot of personal crap going on, mostly money related. I’m close to losing my house, but some friends are trying to help, so we’ll see what happens. Funny how family isn’t there for you a lot of the times when you need help, but good friends are. Not funny actually….. sad. Anyway, my birthday was on the 26th and it was great. Other news: I’ve finally gone wireless and I finally have my old computer hooked up to my bedroom tv so I can watch Netflix, etc. Its a nice alternative to the cable I used to have which got cut off a few weeks ago since I am broke. Talk to you soon if you dare to return…..

Aubrey Longley-Cook of Spool Spectrum created this embroidered animation. Probably one of the coolest craft projects I’ve seen in a long time.

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Contrary to the Yahoo email you may have received from “me”, I am not in London nor do I need to borrow $1500. Well actually, if you do have $1500 and you want to loan it to me, that would be great at this point in my life, but anyway….. apparently my fucking Yahoo account was hacked. I don’t know what’s up with these hackers lately. They’ve been fucking with my blog and now my email. I’m really not that important. And also, if it is money you are after…. boy are you barking up the wrong tree! I have $50 to my name as we speak. And as far as trying to get money out of my family…. well, I’ve already been there and done that. I’m surprised they are still speaking to me so don’t even bother wasting your time.

For anyone interested, the prick who hacked me is supposedly using yhabeeb88@gmail.com as their email, unless they stole that too. I’ve already sent them an email letting them know how sorry I am that they have such a small dick and apparently no life!

For the past year, I have been a member of the APA. I’ve been playing 9-ball, although I also joined an 8-ball team 3 weeks ago. Due to the hard work of my team, we have made it to the city finals. Woo hoo! What that means is this: If we win at City, we get a paid trip to Las Vegas where we will compete in the Nationals. At Nationals we have a chance to win a 1st Place prize of $15,000 (and bragging rights, of course!).

Tonight at 7:30 will be the first round of matches at the City tournaments. I’m EXTREMELY nervous. I have never been a part of a team (or at least stuck with one long enough) and I’ve never had to be this responsible for the outcome of any kind of team “sport”. I actually received a plaque with my name on it just for making it to City. This blows my mind. I have never received any kind of plaque. Just typing all of this makes me want to puke. My stomach is all turned around. I can’t let the team down. Please Mr. or Ms. God/Universe/Nature/Whatever…. Let me stop shaking long enough to hold my stick straight. Amen.

It would be great if you fucking hackers would leave my site alone. I mean, really? Am I that important? I think not!

Anyway, I really liked this…….

Universal Truths:

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring Hello? Hello? Damn it!, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times then goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

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I really need to stop beating myself up.

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So its been over a month (again) since I last posted. I need to get my shit together but its been so hard. So much crap going on at home with things falling apart all over the place. I need to start fresh. With a lot of things. One of the things I’ve been wanting to do is redo this damn blog. I was getting sick of the template and in an attempt to avoid the extremely important shit I’m supposed to be doing but am too depressed to do, I decided to improve this blog a bit with new graphics and new crafty links. If anyone actually reads this thing, hope you like it. Catch me on Twitter. I update that more than this thing lately.